Meat Hammer Times

Well what a week this has been. Just thought I would take a bit of time to fill in the blanks here. I started school this week, first time walking into a classroom environment in 7 years. Exciting and lame all at the same time. But I feel this term will be fairly easy. Intro to Criminal Justice will just be fun and interesting, mass communication is just common sense and film in society, I get to watch cool movies every week. And people say school sucks.

I have also started making friends/enemies at work already and I am only 3 weeks in. But I knew this would happen and really they can just piss off. One individual specifically was "creeped out" because I did my job and asked them to take off their jacket so I can check the pockets before they left and asked to check their bag. Apparently this is a creepy thing. Turns out they spoke with some of their leadership about it and got all butt hurt over it. I am thinking it may be a misunderstanding because over the last 4 years, my old store has gone to shit. People not only don't do their jobs, they don't know the rules of the job either. I am making big waves there and some people are getting annoyed. Well suck it up buttercup, you are there for 8 hours to work, not to be a lazy ass. On the plus side, with the help of Boss Lady, I am finally going back to the sales floor. This is exciting because I love to talk to people, and if I remember correctly, which I do because I am a man and a man is never wrong, I was damn good at my job. However I am not to sure my new supervisor is as excited as me. I think I will lay low in the new department for a few weeks and see how everyone works, then follow up with my suggestions and form my opinions then. Probably not a good thing to walk in with preconceived ideas.

Football football football. Fuck I love football. I held back on most trash talking this weekend but now I gotta pull it out. 29 wins in a row nobody gives a fuck. I have said for 2 years now that Alabama football is overrated, they have holes and its just a matter of time before someone exposes them. 3 weeks ago that happened, and this past weekend, they ate it. Finally Bama went down and will hopefully knock every thick headed Bama fan down with them. On the plus side of that, the team that beat Bama, lost to Auburn. Yea thats right. WAR DAMN EAGLE! And in 2 more weeks me and my old man will be going to the Tiger Bowl. I kinda feel bad for him because I don't want him to feel out of place that weekend but I fear he might. We will drive to Auburn on Friday  and meet with some of my friends for a tailgate on Saturday. I am sure pops will enjoy that, hanging out with a high school friend Dixie and miss Auburn Gator, having some beer and just swapping stories, drinking and goofing off until the game. And my old man has some funny stories to tell. As far as I know he hasn't been to a college football game before though which is real cool that I can go with him to his first. And its cool to be able to have a guy weekend. Then after the game when Auburn becomes the only unbeaten in the SEC, he will probably go get sleep for the drive home on Sunday while I go roll Toomers corner and drink some more.

Life after succubus is great too. I am back to normal, more normal than I thought I would be.  I have found a "date" for Halloween night, just a friend from work but at least I still get to do my Batman idea. I will be the Joker and she will be Harley Quinn. I am more than excited for this. I have also been talking to cop the last couple of weeks, and if things fall into place I might be able to get her to Halloween night also. Nothing real big but enjoyable to get back out there. She was lucky enough to go to Boise State this weekend for the game, and the sweetheart she is took a picture of that glorious blue field and sent it to me. I was jealous.

Life has just been plugging along here and although my life seems care free and fun, events of the recent past are not forgotten. A very nice service was held for Mrs.Washington this past week, still praying for Mr. Washington and LSU's dad is still hanging in there but sadly not looking up. Another relative is making some major health changes after this week and I really hope it helps. I really look up to this guy and would be in a lost world without him, so Texas you better do more than look at pretty girls at the gym!

Well now that we are all up to date I will leave you with this spectacular set of numbers...

35-21

The Myhre Meat Hammer