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Welcome to my no nonsense blog. It is uncensored, un-rated, pull out the big guns, and probably offensive to some, and will more than likely piss people off more than once. That is the warning, but that is not the purpose. I am not here to hurt or offend anyone, and for all stories, names WILL be changed for safety reasons, and if you still know its about you, then take it for what it is, and that is nothing more than a form of release for what is on my mind. Enjoy,

The Meat Hammer

Monday, November 1, 2010

Halloween night 2010

So another Halloween come and gone. Hands down the best holiday of the year. This year was awesome, and very special, ranks up in my top 3 Halloweens. Before I get to the fun I have to share what I was a part of this year.
So Anarchy and and Mr. Anarchy have been dating for a while, great guy great couple. Last night while we are starting to get ready for the party, he asks Anarchy if she was wearing any jewelry with her costume. He walked over to her, got down on 1 knee and asked if she would wear this. He opened up a wooden box, and inside was a mutilated finger with a 75 lb rock on it. He asked her to marry him. And with as odd as it sounds, on Halloween, on a cut off finger, it fits perfect for Anarchy. I have known her for a long time, and there is not a thing in this world I wouldn't do for her, and to be apart of that moment last night was nothing short of amazing. To see her face light up the way it did was a great feeling. And of course, she had to pause for a moment, and was in complete shock so she replies, I don't know what to say. Mr. Anarchy of course says, well I hope its a one word, 3 letter answer. She said yes of course. That alone made this Halloween amazing. Now on to the festivities.
I was the Joker this year, and it came out great, I had the clothing from the Dark Knight, but did the face like old school comic book Joker, it turned out amazing. I even had joker cards with writing, blood and fire burns on them. I had a friend who came dressed as Harley Quinn also. Hands down we stole the show. The party was a great blast, and then in the morning, I found my cell phone. We all know where this is going.
So sometime in the night, someone got a hold of my phone, and I saw it had 1 drunk dial and a few drunk texts. O boy... I don't really think anybody needs to many guesses to figure out who it was to. That’s right, the Succubus. I really don't know if I feel bad or not about it. I mean nobody, especially ex's like to get drunk texts from you ex boyfriends friends. On the other hand, its always good when friends get their piece in ya know? Well the texts went something along the lines of you lost out on the Meat Hammer, hes one in a million, he gave it all up for you and all that jazz. The Succubus replied along the lines of I know your drunk but lets grow up and be mature, the greatest thing about it all, was word for word “He made a wrong decision and that was his choice” WOW. Simply wow. Whoever had my phone got the best last word though..... Turtles rock. I loved it. Well in the morning when I found this I did sent an apology text saying sorry that someone contacted her shouldn't have happened, and don't reply because I could give 2 shits what you have to say. So like I said I kinda feel bad that it happened, but the other side of me doesn't really care.
I also have great plans for football Saturday. ESPN College Game Day will be at U of U. Mr. Anarchy can get me a parking spot about a mile away. I think I will go and see the sites, ask Erin Andrews to marry me and possibly if I can find a cheap ticket, go see U of U vs TCU. A big game. Also with football, I have decided I need to save money so I can get to Glendale AZ for the championship game if Auburn goes. If it is that close why not?
And now the parting words... Chex Mix rocks!

The Meat Hammer

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