This one is for the ladies

This one is for the ladies---

No I am not going to share about how crazy you can be, or talk about how you need to be in the kitchen. But if you don’t mind can I get a sandwich? I know that I have my sexist moments… a lot… but all joking aside, I typically do not care if people comment on my blogs, I don’t do this for your feedback and comments, I do this because I like to vent and say shit in an open area. But this one is different. I want, and somewhat expect some comments, answers, and even some questions about this blog.  I know that the following questions to not refer to every single woman, so I ask that if it does not describe you personally, give me an answer from a woman’s point of view. For those that know me, you know how to reach me, for anybody that reads this and you do not know me, leave a comment here, I will be looking for it and will get back on it, and let you know when I respond.

No man understands women and no man ever will. You are too complicated and twisted more than a DNA strand for any man to even half way understand. That’s fine, because we all know you are some sort of alien, probably. But here is what I am doing. I have questions… and I have something to offer in return. Just read on. I hope that some of you might answer some of them, and use your own experience, or answer on how and why you would react the way you did/would. So here we go, 10 issues to deal with.

The first issue--- I have no way to lead into this so here you go—The next girl that says I want a sweet nice caring guy I am going to call her a liar, say she is full of shit and go find some asshole dick to date--- unless one of you can give me a good answer.

Issue #1: This is probably the biggest one and the one every guy really wants to know. Why is it that women always say they want a nice, sweet caring guy, but never go after them when they meet them? When they do, they get rid of him for an asshole? There are plenty of nice guys out there, I know a few and they cannot get a nice girl… or any girl. When they meet a girl they get put in your friend zone faster than they can turn on the XBOX. I also know some guys, myself included, who have found a great girl, but they turn us away or dump us for a guy that treats them like shit. Then they complain to us about him. If you do not want a nice guy then stop saying you do. Although I must admit, I have laughed more than once when a girl later tells me that the guy she chose over me cheated, or lied, or treats them badly. It is sometimes hard to feel sorry for them.

Issue #2: To tag on to issue #1, what is it about assholes that you like? Guys that are controlling, that treat you like shit, that make you cry, that tear down your self esteem… why is that attractive to you?

Issue #3: This only goes for about half of the women… maybe that is a bit generous, I don’t know. Why can women not get interested, or even show interest in sports or video games that we like. If we show interest in your things, cut us some slack. Along with that, why don’t most of you like sports or video games???

Issue #4: Is it just a genetic thing to be so sensitive? Not just in the “I saw a sad movie and cried” sense, but about everything. I tell an off colored joke and you get offended or butt hurt about it, or watch a movie with a questionable situation and you always take the moral side of it. (Military women excluded) But guys can joke around about those things, and not always mean it, but find it funny.

Issues #5: What is wrong with nerds? A lot of women turn and run when they find out a guy is a nerd of some sort. It can be video games, comic books, board games, or figurine collections. I am a guilty party of this one. What is wrong with us having a hobby that we enjoy? I have a large collection of statues and figurines, and some women have said that makes me immature… how so? I will make the video game a whole separate issue.

Issue #6: Video games. Really? Get over it ladies. What is wrong with guys liking video games? Yes we know it’s not real. You all have your baths, reading, wine, girls’ nights and soap operas and Greys Anatomy to relax and relieve stress. Guys have video games. And I am not blind, I know that we can spend a lot of time on them, but a lot of games are not just a 30 minute thing. Most games you need to spend a good hour+ in it to get things done. I guess the big point here, is why do you have a problem with guys playing video games?

Issue #7: Why do you get so jealous so easily? Guys get jealous too I know, but you do it more. If we look at some other girl while we are with you, you automatically think that we want her instead of you. Guys like girls. If we see a girl in a short skirt with nice legs, we look. A nice rack, we look. But who are we with? Who are we coming home to? You are beautiful to us that is why we are with you, we find you attractive, but other women can be attractive too. Do you really honestly believe that we think no other woman can be hot? What do you expect to accomplish by getting pissed at us? To blend with this, why do you feel that you must control everything? Who we go out with where we are, what we are doing? What about us makes you never trust us?

Issue #8: Are you ready for this? This one will get dicey. Why do you hate porn? Let’s dig a little deeper…. It’s degrading, it turns men into pigs, it gives women a bad name… these are the obvious. Can you teach us guys something we don’t already know? I know lots of women who do not have an issue with it, but more do than don’t. Let’s hear your opinion. Lets piggy back on this one too, what’s wrong with threesomes? Oh boy I have a feeling I’m going to get it for this…. and anal? (Yes, I know, I can be a dick at times)

Issue #9: Women have come a long way in the equal rights thing. You have CEO positions, you have most of the same jobs in the military, you can do everything a man does… yet you still pull the woman card. Why can you not make a decision? Do you want to be treated equal and fair, or do you want to be left out and have special treatment. You don’t get it both ways.

Issue #10: Yes, this is a serious question. What the hell is so damn great about Twilight?

I told you I would try and offer you something in return and of course I am a man of my word. I am sure you have plenty of situations and questions about guys. Well bring it on. Many times a girl asks me “why are they acting this way, why does he do this, what does he mean by this?” I answer in one of two ways. If I have ever been in the situation or used that excuse I tell them why I did and what I was trying to hide/get away with or explain a guys thought process from my situation. The second is I try to place myself in that situation and explain what I would try to be doing if I said or did those things. I will do the same thing here. Ask away and I will give you the most upfront answer I can, from my point of view. This may turn into an ongoing thing for a week or two, so keep coming back to this and see what was added.

Look forward to hearing your excuses/reasoning/answers,

The Meat Hammer